by Dino Machete

Paparazzi recently captured Rock ‘n Roll heartthrob, Donnie Osmond, breakin’ it down and getting funky like only a reckless bad boy can.  As a living epitome of being a little bit Rock ‘n Roll, Osmond was overcome Wednesday by the sheer power of Rock when he broke into song at a nearby park.  Standing nearby shaking her head was his sister, Marie, who recently experienced a very un-Rock ‘n Roll moment when she fainted after her performance on “Dancing with the Stars.”  When asked for comment, she said, “I’m a little bit country.”  Responded Donnie, “I’m a little bit Rock ‘n Roll.”