by Scott Balikian

Jan. 13, 2004. A day that will always be seared into your brain. A day you will tell your grandchildren. Yes, this was the day that MC Hammer hung with Vanilla Ice. No, it was not an episode of The Surreal Life. It was something called WB’s 2004 All Star Party. These must of been the guys that couldn’t get in.

Honestly, I don’t know how this melding of the minds went so unnoticed. Could you imagine what would happen if MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice melded into one being? I bet it would look a little like Emmanuel Lewis, only taller. It would wear the largest pants on the planet and sport the stupidest jackets ever. But it would have a cool motorcycle, I bet.