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I love that the caption for this photo was “Rumer Willis (2nd from right)” in case there was any confusion. Rumer, of course, is the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore which means she is almost as old now as her step-dad, Ashton Kutcher. She celebrated her 21st at Tao in Las Vegas which is pretty much how I spent my 21st birthday except that I was at a high school party in suburban Houston channeling my inner David Wooderson. If only I had showgirls at my 21st. |
What She Said...
"And you magazine [maternal expletive deleted], too, can all kiss [a private part]/Us Weekly, I'll shout every one of you [rhymes with "stitches"] out/All your [expletive deleted] is fake/I love my kids [maternal expletive deleted], I love my wife, too/You know what you could do?/Grab your socks!"


